Dog Philosophy

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Dog  Philosophy

 

There is more truth than poetry in some of the sayings

 

 

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

 

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive  evidence that you are wonderful.

-Ann   Landers

 

 

 

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

 

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh  Billings

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

 

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and

 

love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.

 

It’s the best deal man has ever made.

-M.. Acklam

 

 

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,

who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and

 

hate

 

-Sigmund  Freud

 

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita  Rudner

 

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three

times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

 

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones

 

 

 

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise

-Unknown

 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $4.00 a can.

That’s almost $28.00  in dog money!

-Joe  Weinstein

 

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from

a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They

must think

we’re the greatest  hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler

 

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and

get used to the idea.

-Robert  A.  Heinlein

 

 

 

If  you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite

you; that is the principal difference  between a dog and a man.

-Mark  Twain

 

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look

that says,

‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’

– Dave  Barry

 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

 

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your

pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil  Pastoret

 

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

Author: David Diamond

David Diamond, Owner/Head Trainer: I use positive training methods and a firm, caring approach so owners and pets can learn to live together in harmony.

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